Bad news for the dudebros commenting behind anime avatars and middle-school-AIM-ass usernames — TikTok’s most beloved armchair private investigator can and will find you … so long as you consent.

Over the past six months, @notkahnjunior’s “consensual doxxing” series has proven that the CIA has jack shit on girliepops with internet access, highlighting how easily one can garner deeply personal info with just a few clicks of a button.

“The first video I made related to this was end of September 2022, and this woman said ‘guess my age,’” she recalled in a FAQ clip posted commemorating her hitting the 400,000 followers, back in March, referencing @nacholickers viral challenge.

@notkahnjunior Replying to @leesh_mcgreesh ♬ original sound - kahn

“I responded to her with a stitch and I said I didn’t need to guess your age because this is how I found how old you are,” she elaborated of her first clip, in which she used @nacholickerstagged Instagram photos to narrow down her age to a one-year span.

Impressed by @notkahnjunior’s apparent PI expertise, other users began asking her to see what she could dredge up about their digital footprint.

“Another woman commented on that video and said ‘Hey, try me next!’ and this all spiraled from there,” she explained.

Since her first foray into internet sleuthing, one that amassed upwards of 532,000 views, @notkahnjunior’s detective skills have only grown sharper pulling from comments, seemingly ironclad Facebook accounts, and posts from decades ago to get the lowdown on the internet’s most down-low users.  

Now if you’ll excuse me, we have a WHOLE lot of scrubbing to do. Not today, @notkahnjunior. Not today.